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Will: Look at the pretty sky, Mommy!
Mommy: Oh yeah.
Will: See the pretty sky, Daddy?
Daddy: I do.
Will: We need to go jump in the air and see it.

Dr. Will

my doctor glasses

Winter in Iowa

Big Barn......Little Will

Will:

Poop.
Poop comin'.
I did a big poop.
I wanna find it.

Will: A police car!!

Dad: Did you see a police car?

Will: Yeah.

Dad: What does a police car say?

Will: woo-woo-woo

Dad: That's right. woo-woo-woo

Will: .....

Dad: woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

Will: No! No woo-ing.